What better way to say 'I love you' than with funny Valentine’s Day Cards? Funny Valentine's Day Sayings offer the best way to celebrate your feelings for friends or loved ones.
Valentine's Day is just around the corner and it perhaps the silliest one of those holidays, no matter if you think that it’s ridiculous and fun or stupid and silly. In my opinion, probably the best thing about Valentines day is home-made funny Valentine Cards, whether you’re in fact giving them. So here’s 60 valentines cards - some of which you can buy and print - all of which you can share, and enjoy! Loosen up a little bit and send one of these Hysterically Funny Valentine's Day Cards this year!
60 Hysterically Funny Valentine's Day Cards
1. Valentine Card // Keep Calm // Funny Valentine | via SurelySweet
2. Funny, Adult Valentine Card for Man or Woman, "You, Not Jesus" | via FlytrapOnE
Great Love & Sex Greeting Card: I'm so glad I found you. Instead of Jesus.
3. Valentine's Card - Your Love is Sweeter Than Chocolate | via PaperWhispers
A Valentine's Day card with a special blend of love and chemistry. The periodic table is used to spell out chocolate in the message, 'Your Love is Sweeter Than Chocolate.' The card has an inner cream sheet that is left blank for your own message. Every card comes with a cream envelope and is cellophane wrapped.
4. Valentine Card. You're My Favorite Thing to Do | via JulieAnnArt
Valentine Card. - You're My Favorite Thing to Do. Black and Red on White. Mature. Perfect for the freak in you.
5. Funny Valentine Card - Valentines Day Card | via RowHouse14
A funny A2 (4.25"x5.5") Valentine's Day card in gray, black, and red lettering reads "I'm only in this for your cute butt. Obviously. Happy Valentine's Day!" The card has been printed on 100lb white linen card stock and comes with a matching 80lb dark red envelope. The Valentine's Day card has been printed, cut, scored, and folded.
6. Valentine Card - 3D Hearts | via witandwhistle
For the full effect this card needs to be viewed with the included 3D glasses. The heart pattern on the front pops out, and anything you write in black ink on the pattern inside the card seems to hover above the surface of the paper.
7. Lovers Valentine Card - Rumi Quote Valentine's Day Card and Envelope | via BubbyAndBean
"The minute I heard my first love story I started looking for you, not knowing how blind that was. Lovers don't finally meet somewhere. They're in each other all along." - Rumi
Spread the word of love with this eco friendly greeting card, featuring a print of one of my original digital illustrations on beautiful medium weight recycled kraft cardstock. Front of card shows the Rumi quote above in dark grey and faded red. Inside of card is blank for your own special greeting.
Card is individually printed with archival inks, hand scored and hand folded. Measure 4.25" x 5.5" and comes with matching kraft paper envelopes (standard A2 size).
8. I heart your pe**s Valentines card. Hand drawn and free personalisation by SmuttyDraws | via smuttydraws
Every man would love to get this.. :P Anniversary or Valentines card with handwritten message: 'I heart your pen*s' (Whoopss!)
This unique card measures 10cm by 15cm and is made of white quality paper, with a pink or yellow paper insert.
9. Valentine Card I Love You Like a Back-Alley Hooker Loves Crack | via sweetperversion
"Valentine Card - I Love You Like a Back-Alley Hooker Loves Crack. What? Back-alley hookers love crack. I've watched Cops. Those crazy bitches will blow a dude for 5 bucks...for crack."
10. Cute Valentine card - Dinosaur T-rex I love you this much | via DarkroomandDearly
Poor T-Rex has tiny arms, but he still finds a way to show you how much you mean to him. Design is hand drawn, scanned, digitally colored and printed on heavy cardstock.
11. Valentine Card - I Love You Card - You Are The Salt To My Pretzel | via hellosmallworld
A funny card great for an anniversary card or just to say "I love you"! The outside of this card features an illustration and reads “You Are The Salt To My Pretzel”
12. I Like You Card - Cute Valentine Card, Recycled Brown, Pink - Eco Friendly Anniversary Card | via HappyDappyBits
Such a cute and eco friendly card for someone you've secretly had a crush on, for Valentine's Day, an Anniversary or just because. I Like You...really like you...a lot! Made from earthy brown 100% post consumer recycled materials.
13. Funny Valentine Card Math Calculus Card | via prettyprintedpaper
Front: "I Know My Calculus"
Inside: "U+ME=US
(I was never good at math)"
A silly and sweet card for anyone, especially math lovers.
14. Anti Valentine heart magnet Don't Kiss Me Quick Valentine's day Valentine Card black gold | via HandyHappyHearts
Funny way not to celebrate Valentine or to cheer up your friend / lover! This is an anti valentine version of Kiss me quick popular Valentine card message. The size is about 9 cm long (almost 4 inches). There is a magnet on the back side. The heart is made of salt dough, colored with acrylic colors, then finely varnished with special mix of varnished to make it glossy and resistant. There are tiny crackes with golden shimmer in them.
15. valentine card winnie the pooh quote card a hundred minus one day romantic greeting card | via letterhappy
"if you live to be a hundred, i want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so i never have to live without you" -winnie the pooh
A beautiful quote by everyone's favorite "silly old bear" :)
pooh's quote is printed with hp vivera ink on bright white card stock (4.25" x 5.5" when folded). the inside is blank for your own personal message. it comes with an eco-friendly red envelope.
16. Valentine Card - Valentine's Day Card - I Love You Card | via RowHouse14
A sweet card to say "I love you." This A2 (4.25"x5.5") card is just the thing for an anniversary or Valentine's Day card too. Printed with dark blue, light blue, and light gray lettering with a red heart, this card reads "You're kinda cute and I kinda like you a little. (Ok, maybe a lot.)" This card has been hand cut, scored, and folded from 100lb white linen card stock and is paired with a white linen envelope.
17. Valentine Card. You're My Favorite Blanket Stealer. Folded Blank Vday Card. | via JulieAnnArt
Valentine Card. You're My Favorite Blanket Stealer. Folded Blank Vday Card.
THE DETAILS:
-5.5 x 4.25 (A2) folded card
-A2 white envelope
-Printed on 80# cover acid-free white card stock
-Blank inside for your own personal message
18. Valentine Card - Our love is legend... (wait for it) | via smuttydraws
Valentines / Anniversary card : ''Our love is legend.. (wait for it) ...ary!''Barney's fantastic catchphrase from How I Met Your Mother : )
Measures 10cm by 15cm and is made of white quality paper, with a pink patterned paper insert
19. Your Choice of Assorted Valentine's Day Cards - Mixed Card Set | via BubbyAndBean
Send some artistic Valentine cheer with this set of 10 eco friendly greeting cards, featuring prints of three of my original digital illustrations on beautiful medium weight recycled kraft cardstock.
All designs feature prints of original hand drawn and digital illustrations in black and red.
20. Funny Valentines Card. I'm So Glad You're As Random As Me. | via JulieAnnArt
Funny Valentines Card. I'm So Glad You're As Random As Me. Yellow, Black on White.
21. Valentines Card - For The Record... You're Awesome | via hellosmallworld
This card is great for an anniversary or an extra special thank you! The outside of this card features a record illustration and reads “For The Record...You're Awesome” with the inside left blank for your own personal message.
22. XOXO Black and Red Typography Valentine's Day Cards | via BubbyAndBean
Send some modern Valentine's Day cheer with this set of 10 eco friendly greeting cards, featuring a print of one of my original digital illustrations on beautiful medium weight recycled kraft cardstock. Front of card shows three rows of XOXOXO in black and a chalk style underline in red. Inside of card is blank for your own special greeting.
Each eco-conscious card is individually printed with archival inks, hand scored and hand folded. Cards measure 4.25" x 5.5" and comes with matching kraft paper envelopes (standard A2 size). Beautifully packaged with hand-tied red and white bakers twine.
23. Cute Valentine Card - Milk and Cookies - I Love You Card, Eco-friendly Card | via HappyDappyBits
Perfect for your sweetie to celebrate Valentines Day, an anniversary (or just because!), a black, white and blue colored carton of milk and a brown jar of cookies are happily on the front of this eco-friendly card. Both illustrations have cute little details; the moo pattern and shape of the carton, the brown jar of cookies with a homemade style font. The middle of the front of the card is split by dark brown text and light brown "stitches".
24. Valentine Card - You're Spec-tacular | via hellosmallworld
The outside of this card features hand-lettered font that reads "You're Spec-tacular" with a quirky set of red illustrated glasses. The inside is left blank for your own personal message.
25. anti valentine card funny no purpose card for all occasions | via letterhappy
the {fabulously-witty-if-i-do-say-so-myself} card measures 4.25" x 5.5", comes with a snow white envelope, and is blank on the inside for your own personal message.
26. Funny Mature Valentine's Card Unlike Most Valentine's Presents... | via StrokeofGeniusCards
OUTSIDE: Unlike most Valentine's presents...
INSIDE: this one comes unwrapped
CARD: One 5x7 folded card 80# Sand Speck Fiber Recycled
ENVELOPE: Size A7 Sand Speck Fiber Recycled
PACKAGING: Protected by a cellophane sleeve
27. Mini Valentine Cards, Mature, Adult, "Reasons You Should Do Me" | via FlytrapOnE
Littles are mini flat notes that come in sets of 12. They make perfect gifts. Place them on mirrors, on windshields, in purses, in backpacks, or anywhere you want to leave a little jolt of snark. Give these notes to your spouses, husbands, boyfriends, and lovers.
28. Valentine Card - I Love You Card - Valentines Day Card - Anniversary Card | via RowHouse14
A Valentine's Day card perfect for saying I love you 365 days of the year. This card is an A2 (4.25"x5.5") card printed on hand cut 100lb white linen card stock. It comes with an 80lb text smooth dark red envelope. The card has a sentiment written in bold red, gray, and black modern font and is blank inside for you to write what ever note you please. Perfect for Valentine's Day, anniversaries or any old time you'd like to say I love you.
29. Valentine Card - I Love Your Guts Zombie | via witandwhistle
front: "I love your guts"
inside: blank
30. Sexy Valentine Card | via JulieAnnArt
Sexy Valentine Card. Anti 50 Shades Of Grey. Our Sex Is Better. Blank Folded Card.
31. Valentine Card - Heart in a Jar | via witandwhistle
Front: "my heart belongs to you"
Inside: "actually I'm going to need that back..."
32. valentine card funny valentines day card my life would suck without you | via letterhappy
it's true. my life WOULD suck without you.
kelly clarkson, you're my hero.
there's never a bad time to tell somebody that your life would suck without them. birthdays, anniversaries, thursdays..
the card measures 4.25" x 5.5", comes with a snow white envelope, and the inside is blank for your own personal message. original typography illustration © christen strang.
33. valentine card love card shot through the heart bon jovi quote card pink typography black arrows | via letterhappy
shot through the heart {and you're to blame}
rock and roll, baby. bon jovi for the win.
the card features a hot pick handwritten style font with a border of black illustrated arrows. it measures 4.25" x 5.5" when folded, comes with a snow white envelope, and the inside is blank for your own personal message.
34. Valentine Card, Eyes for Only You, Real Wood | via cardtorial
I've got eyes for only you my love
Happy Valentine's Day
35. Adult Valentine Card, "Spaghetti, Sushi, Tacos and You" | via FlytrapOnE
Often a hit on Etsy's "Finds" and front page, this popular, funny Valentine card is a great way to turn your husband, boyfriend, wife, or girlfriend on -- just in time for the day of love.
36. Valentine Card - Love Card - I Heart You More Than I Heart Coffee Which Is A Lot | via hellosmallworld
What better way for a coffee addict to say I love you than this funny hand-lettered card!
The outside of this card features hand lettered font and reads “I {heart} You More Than I heart Coffee Which Is A Lot” with the inside left blank for your own personal message.
37. Valentine Card, Funny, Sarcastic, "I'm Having an Affair" | via FlytrapOnE
A Valentine card for the person I really, truly love. I wish I had found you before I was committed to someone else. Though my official partner makes my skin crawl, bores me, and sends me to tears every day; you inspire me, excite me, and make me want to run across the clouds. I love you so much it hurts. Every day, I hope we can find some way to be together. Just to see your face, touch your skin, taste your lips. I am so in love with you and cannot wait for the day we can be together always. I promise it will be soon. Very soon. I don't want to hide anymore.
38. Anniversary Card. Valentine's Card "I would Spend All Nine Lives With You" Cat Illustration | via CraftColorfully
Printed on a white card stock. Features a Cartoon Cat and the words, "I would Spend all Nine Lives with You."
39. Valentine Card, Mustache Card, Anniversary Card, Funny Greeting Card, Humorous Card, Smooch, Kiss | via craftedbylindy
Give someone a smooch with this fun Mustache Greeting Card in pinks and brown!
40. valentine cards funny valentines day cards ingrid michaelson you and i let's get rich lyrics | via letterhappy
let's get rich and buy our parents homes
in the south of france
let's get rich and give everybody nice sweaters
and teach them how to dance
let's get rich and build a house on a mountain
makin everybody look like ants
from way up there
you and i
you and i
-ingrid michaelson (you and i)
if you haven't heard this adorable song, you're totally missing out - see it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zub7nUGFWn0
41. Nice Jewish Boy. funny Jewish Valentine's card. anniversary love cards for my boyfriend husband. Hand made modern | via YourMumRang
Flatter your favourite "nice Jewish boy" by sending him this cute card. He can show it to his Grandma with pride.
This is an individually transfer-printed card, made by hand on pink card-stock, measuring 10.5cm x 15cm. It has been left blank inside for your own message. Transfer printing is a unique mark-making technique popularised in the 60s by American artist Robert Rauschenberg. It's messy, unpredictibleand totally addictive, and is my favourite print process.
42. Funny Valentine Card -Tu eres mi media naranja | via TheWallaroo
This card reads 'Tu eres mi media naranja' which is interpreted as 'you are my other half'.
Its literal meaning, however, can be a lot more fun and tricky. Here is why:
The word 'media' in Spanish can mean two things: 'half' or 'sock' and the word 'naranja' is both, the color orange and the fruit. Hence why this phrase is usually represented in a witty manner with half an orange or an orange sock. get it?
43. Sweet Valentines card - Everything wrong with you I like | via thunderpeep
For good and for bad, smelly and sweet, there's always a good time to give someone this card, to let them know, no matter what, you like them. But Valentines Day is approaching, so why not give your special someone some lovey words ;)
44. Valentines Card - I Love you Card - Secret Admirer - Happy Valentines Day | via RowHouse14
Ready to spill the beans? Get this A2 (4.25"x5.5") Valentine's Day card for your crush or love. The card reads "I'm your not so secret admirer. Happy Valentine's Day!" It is decorated with two red hearts. This Valentine's Day card has been hand cut, scored, and folded and printed on 100lb white linen card stock. It comes with a matching red envelope. The card has been left blank inside.
45. Funny Valentine Card - I love you more than fryin' bacon naked | via inoroutmedia
This is for one 4x5" folded card delivered with envelope. Ever heard that Roger Allen Wade song? What an inspiration.
This Valentine's card will be perfect for your friend or significant other with a sense of humor. Write your own personal message on the blank interior or I can print one for $1.
46. Sexy Valentine Card, For Man, "What I Love About You" | via FlytrapOnE
A naughty, funny love card for Valentine's Day or anytime.
47. Valentines card - funny valentines card "wanna spoon" folded card with envelope | via PrintSmitten
"Wanna spoon?" Valentines funny love card. Comes with 1 Kraft brown self sealing envelope made from 30% post consumer waste.
48. Valentine Card Red Quirky Modern Valentine Day Love Card Dictionary Type Definition Luv | via essentialimages
A Valentine card defining love and luv!! Love simply defined from Webster’s dictionary and your realization — “That’s totally it! I luv you!” A completely adorable way to send your heartfelt Valentine’s Day wish. Pop this card in your cart, it goes out to you the next day and the shipping is free. Happy Valentine’s Day!
49. Valentine Card - Bee Vomit | via witandwhistle
"you are sweeter than bee vomit"
50. Coffee Inspiration hand drawn coffee themed Valentine card | via MyLittleCoffee
Coffee, you bring feeling to my life! Inspired by one of my favorite Chicago songs.
This card was hand illustrated on lightweight card stock. It's blank inside, but text can be added for no charge! Can be signed and dated on request. Includes an envelope.
51. Valentine's Card | via KampaiDesigns
Custom valentine's card.
52. Ringo Starr valentine's card // If Music Be the Food of Love...Let's Fry Ringo // pink hand printed valentine | via YourMumRang
A love card for the culinarily confused. Send it to a friend or loved one & see them smile.
53. Mardy Mabel Anti Valentines Card: most people are married by your age. | via mardymabel
Mardy Mabel Anti Valentines Card.
54. Spanish Funny Valentine Card -Por fin encontré mi media naranja | via TheWallaroo
This card reads 'Por fin encontré mi media naranja' which is interpreted as 'at last I found my other half'.
55. I love you. I like you. You and naps. funny I love you. Valentine card | via LongLiveSnailMail
This card is hand stamped on brown card-stock paper. The quote reads "I LIKE YOU AND NAPS". A perfect sentiment for someone you love.
56. I love you card - silly valentines card | via thunderpeep
We all have one. Someone in our life who we love because of all their gross-out qualities. They still deserve to feel the love with a special card.
Or, maybe you just want to tease someone special but instead of throwing rocks at them on the playground you can mail them this card with sweet nothings written on the inside.
57. Valentine Card - Mixtape | via witandwhistle
Title your own blank mixtape! Wouldn't this be a great gift with an itunes gift card slipped inside?
CARD : one 5 x 7 folded card
ENVELOPE : paper bag brown envelope, size A7
PAPER : 80# speckled cardstock (recycled)
PACKAGING : packaged in a cellophane sleeve
58. Funny I Love You Valentines Card - I Heart you Even More then a Nerd Loves Starwars - Adult Funny Humor Greeting Cards | via ImJustSayinInc
You know how much Nerds be loving the Star Wars , this Valentines day show the one you love that you love them even more then that - The perfect greeting card for that special someone!
59. Valentine Card - Valentine's Day Card | via otterlydesign
Sweet and romantic Valentine Card for those you hold dear.
60. Funny Valentine Card - Maybe You're Not A Rockstar, But I Think You Rock | via hellosmallworld
Let someone know how much you think they rock! The outside of this card features hand-lettered font and reads “Maybe You're Not A Rockstar, But I Think You Rock!" with the inside left blank for your own personal message.
If you like these Valentine's Day Cards you might also want to check out some of our previous valentine related posts below:
